It was a shitty day...

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 06/21/2019 at 21:28 • Filed to: Free peanut butter cone boiiiiii

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... until a stranger cruising in an old Navigator pulled up next to me while I was out doing yardwork.

“ ‘Ey, you want some ice cream?”

My day is now 93% better 

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/21/2019 at 21:34

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Show us on the doll where the stranger touched you...

boredalways > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/21/2019 at 21:39

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I had to read this a couple of times just to be sure...I think you may want to talk with a professional:

Brickman > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/21/2019 at 21:39

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Tomorrow morning everything will have googly eyes

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/21/2019 at 22:00

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Well this post didn't go as I imagined 

fhrblig > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind 06/21/2019 at 22:02

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Don’t matter, got ice  cream

Chariotoflove > boredalways 06/21/2019 at 22:11

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There was a time when I wanted to be her special  victim.

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/21/2019 at 22:11

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Almost as good as a sunset. 

The Snowman > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/21/2019 at 22:14

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I have a firm pro stranger ice cream stance.

boredalways > Chariotoflove 06/21/2019 at 22:16

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I'm ready when she is

wafflesnfalafel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/21/2019 at 22:21

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only the first one is free...

TorqueToYield > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/21/2019 at 22:22

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I always trust strangers with candy.

Stranger: Hey have this free candy bar

me: WOW THANKS STRANGER nom nom nom

Nixon's Back > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/21/2019 at 22:47

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I don't see anything wrong with this. 

just-a-scratch > TorqueToYield 06/22/2019 at 02:12

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Issomeone looking for Strangers With Candy?

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/22/2019 at 04:09

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I think that my cynicism is rubbing off on them.

I’m sure there are other Kinja blogs which would applaud such selflessness, but I’ll be darned if I could link you to one. Yada yada yada, white privilege, etc.

Peanut butter ice cream cones are worth the risk though. 

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 06/22/2019 at 19:22

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Drumstick cures many ills.